¡EDWI!

This is a Phoebe Bird.

My friend Ian Taylor calls me "little bird". <3

If I were a month, I’d be December.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Wednesday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 4:03 A.M.
If I were a planet, I’d be Mars.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a angelfish.
If I were a direction, I’d be West.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chair.
If I were a liquid, I’d be soda.
If I were a tree, I’d be a weeping willow.
If I were a flower, I’d be a Rose.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a thundering storm.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a guitar.

If I were a color, I’d be purple.
If I were an emotion, I’d be loving.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a watermelon.
If I were a sound, I’d be leaves blowing on the sidewalk.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a food, I’d be a cheeseburger. 
If I were a place, I’d be home.
If I were a taste, I’d taste be salty. 
If I were a scent, I’d be chlorine. 
If I were an object, I’d be a pen. 
If I were a body part, I’d be the eyes. 
If I were a song, I’d be If My Heart Was A House by Owl City.