I'm Gonna Miss Working With Them...

Will: "So you're gonna be out here with me!"
Me: "No, I'm in the indoor pool."
Will: "Oh. You suck."

Will: (About a patron) "He probably would've suffocated you if he tried to hug you."
Me: "I would've called Jake to get him off."
Will: "What? Why not me?"

Patrick: "So.. is there anything new?"
Me: "You mean in the 19 hours since you last asked? No."

Patrick: "Pssst. We're making you do all the work because you make a run for icees without telling us."

Patrick: "You need some help with the lane lines?"
Me: "Sure!"
Patrick: "I'll go get Erica, then."